Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
