Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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