it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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