I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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