honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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