Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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