There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Fuck appropriateness.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
