One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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