...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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