It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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