It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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