Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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