There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this just has baby written all over it
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
A+ Viking dick
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
