Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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