i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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