Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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