i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.