Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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