Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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