My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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