Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
