i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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