OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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