real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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