Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
i think i just lost a toe
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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