Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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