brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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