with your own penis?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I didn't notice because vodka
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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