I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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