i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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