Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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