Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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