My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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