Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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