she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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