I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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