And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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