Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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