North Korea, Best Korea!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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