He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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