Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He shit in the fireplace
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