All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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