Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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