I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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