so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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