i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Randomize
