What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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