I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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