i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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