I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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