so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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