so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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