Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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