More tranny stories later!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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