there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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