Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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